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Mars and Venus on the Plane February 23, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — mfmosman @ 7:05 pm

I flew today from San Jose to Orlando, through Denver.  Pretty much all day on the plane.

I sat on the Denver-to-Orlando leg next to a young couple in love.  At least, that’s what she said.  She wanted to talk about their relationship, and she didn’t mind who overheard her.

“David, is this really a relationship to you?”  She fired the word out of her mouth like a tracer bullet, and she wanted to know if it had found its target.

David flinched when she said it, but didn’t really get to answer.  She forged ahead: “A relationship is more than just love, David.  It’s sacrificing for the other person.  It’s love with commitment.”  This went on for some time, love and commitment like machine-gun fire, and poor David out in the open, unprotected.

There was a brief break in the barrage, and I could feel David next to me preparing his response.

“Don’t say it,” I thought.  “In the name of all that is good and holy, do not bring up sex right now.”  I wanted to call a sort of manly time-out, pull David aside and warn him that he was in danger if he talked about anything other than feelings.

But it was too late.  He had already waded in.  I couldn’t even really make out what he said, since he brought the topic up in a state-secret whisper.  But the gist of it was pretty clear.

“This is not all about sex!” she cried.  “A genuine relationship is beyond sex!”

It took her several minutes, including a brief crying jag, to calm down.  David’s whispered sexual secret was out, and for several rows of the plane.  David did his manful best, piling honey atop of sweetheart atop of baby.

Now he got it:  Feelings poured forth, some of which even sounded authentic.  David is young, but no dummy.

An hour later, as we were exiting the plane, the talk was of engagement.

At least, that’s what she was saying.

 

Demo Questions February 22, 2009

Filed under: Politics — mfmosman @ 7:25 pm

A friend of mine, who writes a conservative blog, asked me a couple of questions:

  1. Why does Hollywood vote Democratic?
  2. Why is it that the bulk of Democrats and those that vote Democratic come from the lower classes?

I thought I’d answer those questions here.

I.  Why does Hollywood vote Democratic?

Well, the short answer is: I don’t know.  But let’s look at the question:

It strikes me that the question itself is designed to be anti-Hollywood: the suggestion is that I should consider not being Democrat, because Hollywood is.  Now, I’m certainly not paying tons of attention to Hollywood — in fact, I wear a t-shirt that says, “No One Cares What Actors Think.”  And I really do think that Hollywood exists at the fringe of our society.

But I also think that the common conservative refrain, that the Democrats are “the party of Hollywood,” tends to ignore the fact that Hollywood is a tiny minority of the party.  Even on the level of fundraising, where you’d suspect that Hollywood has undue influence, Hollywood is less of a big deal than you’d think: Barack Obama raised over $670 million, of which $2.9 million — less than half of one percent — came from actors.

Bottom line: Painting the Democrats in this way is pure name-calling.

II.  Why do Democrats Come From Lower Classes?

Let me start by assuming this is actually true, then we’ll look at whether it’s true at all.

If we were to assume that this is true, then I’d ask: why is this a question worth asking?  America was founded on a “one person, one vote” principle (we’ll ignore for the moment the notion that slaves didn’t count as a full person, okay?), which was specifically designed to set this question aside.  Americans aren’t supposed to care whether a vote comes from someone who is rich, poor, educated, uneducated… a vote is a vote.

This produces an excellent result: all classes are well-represented in America, or at least they can be.

It’s probably worth noting, too, that we shouldn’t get our economic system (capitalism) confused with our political system (democracy).  If I’m in the upper percentiles of the U.S. income range, that does NOT mean that I should automatically vote Republican, even if it were true that I would benefit thereby financially (it isn’t; the actual economic math is bad for Republicans, even before this crisis — see http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2005_05/006282.php)  A capitalist actually serves the greater good by being self-interested; it’s the principle on which the system is based, in many ways.  But a democrat (small d) actually considers the greater good as he votes.

Okay, so… are Demos typically in a lower economic class than Republicans?  Well, sort of.

Here’s the math (source: Pew Research):

  • Over $$75k/yr: 42%  of Republicans, 29% of Democrats.
  • $30k – $74k: 39%  of Republicans, 40%  of Democrats
  • Under $30k: 18% of Republicans, 31% of Democrats

So, it’s really true that the parties separate a little according to income.  It’s roughly a tie in the middle, but each party has a 13% advantage on the edges.  It’s interesting to note, though, that Dems won not only the urban demographic (58% to 32%); they also won the suburbs (49% to 40%) and even rural areas (45% to 43%).

This is not, however, to say that Dems are uneducated yokels: a higher percentage of those with post-graduate degrees are Democrat than they are Republican, and the percentage with college degrees is a dead heat.  The Dems do have a higher percentage of respondents with a high school degree or less, but the differential isn’t what you’d think: it’s 6%.

Moreover, if we just look at IQ, this chart from the 2004 election reveals something:

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Sorry, but I have to point this out: There are 18 states that have an average IQ over 100, and 17 of those voted Democrat in the 2004 election.  In the 2008 election, all of the smartest 20 states (according to IQ) voted Democrat.  And the two most Republican states in the union, Utah and my lovely home state of Idaho, rank 49th and 48th, respectively, on the IQ scale.

Sooooo… Dems are… a little toward the lower-income side, about the same in terms of education, but maybe a little smarter.

And anyway: it shouldn’t matter.

 

For my Friend Christine: The Whole Thing Explained February 20, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — mfmosman @ 7:05 pm

Much easier if I just post this link: The Whole Thing Explained.

You’re welcome, Christine.

 

More Rush Limbaugh Nonsense February 20, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — mfmosman @ 6:00 pm

Okay, this is just beyond the pale: Rush Limbaugh is now directly comparing the Democratic party to murderers, rapists, and to the Muslim guy who cut off his wife’s head.  Here’s the transcript from the show, wherein one of his callers bemoaned the kooky Democrats’ control of Washington (as if Republican failures didn’t have something to do with that — but that’s another topic):

LIMBAUGH: At this point, at this point, Gretchen, I don’t care about the “why.”  They are not going to leave, they are trying to control it.  At this point the only thing is they-must-be-stopped.

CALLER: I agree.

LIMBAUGH: Within, within the confine of our Constitution and the political arena of ideas.   They must be stopped. I don’t care why they see this country the way the see it.  I don’t care why a murderer does it.  I don’t care why a rapist does it. I don’t care why this Muslim guy offed his wife’s head. The “NOW Gang” is out there saying “Ah now that’s not domestic violence, that’s just uh, that’s just uh, what’d they call it, “culturally honor killing” and this woman was gonna divorce him…it’s against the law, and, and, and, that’s that’s…that’s his diversity.  You know it, uh, I don’t care… I don’t care why anymore.  I mean, if I figure it out, I will be glad to tell you, because its interesting to know, but it doesn’t matter in terms of defeating them.

There’s so much here, it’s hard to know where to start.  I’ll try:

  1. “They are not going to leave, they’re trying to control it.” Well, umm, yeah.  That’s kind of the point, when you’re a political party.  Please remember that, not long ago, Republicans “controlled it,” and then they lost “it” when the country began to come apart at the seams.
  2. On the section I italicized above: I do hate it when quotes are taken out of context, and when too much is made of an inapt metaphor.  I do.  But isn’t this a little much?  I don’t think he’s saying that Demos are murderers and rapists and beheaders.  What he’s saying, is that Democrats are really, really bad people.  Not people with a different point of view.  Bad people.  And then he uses one of the most inapt comparisons ever.
  3. A little off topic, but… is he trying to say that there are people out there who view this guy beheading his wife outside of Atlanta as okay?  Who says that?  Who?  Honestly, he’s implying that Democrats do.  “NOW gang” is Limbaugh-speak for the National Organization for Women, who stand in (along with the ACLU) for Democrats in Limbaugh’s alternate universe.  Let’s think about this, Rush: does it seem likely to you that the National Organization for Women would be among the apologists for a man who cut off his wife’s head because she was going to leave him?  Is that the group you think would be supportive of the guy?  Or would they be more likely to slice his nuts off?

That’s how insane it’s getting in Ditto-Land.  Get this blowhard off the airwaves.

 

The Lousiest Job on Earth February 20, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — mfmosman @ 10:17 am

Here’s why being President of the United States sucks:

The Republican National Committee has released a document stating that President Obama’s performance has been “disappointing.”

Remember, he was sworn in one month ago.

I don’t mean this to be partisan (I know, I know… it’s not like I can’t be partisan).  I would guess that Democrats would be squawking similarly if John McCain had been elected.  But this just gets to the point of high comedy: in the document released to the press, the Republican National Committee takes Obama out behind the woodshed because he, among other things, failed to garner enough Republican votes for the stimulus plan.

Wait.  What?

 

$500k Salary Caps February 19, 2009

Filed under: economics — mfmosman @ 9:23 pm

President Obama is proposing a $500k salary cap on the execs of bailed-out firms, and in general the public is up in arms over how much we pay people on Wall Street.

There may be a great reason for our discomfort: Economists Thomas Phillipon and Ariel Reshoff have found that wages in the finance industry have only exceeded those of professionals in other industries during two periods over the last 100 years: in the 1920s through the start of the Great Depression, and in the 1980s through the start of this economic downturn.

One of the unfortunate effects of this wage gap over the last 25 years has been a steady leak of business talent from industries of production (tech, food, auto, etc.) to Wall Street.  When I was in MBA school, nearly every talented student was angling for a Wall Street job, or one in consulting.

If a narrowing of the Wall Street wage gap produces a flow of grads back into production industries, that will be a good thing for the economy.

 

Do We Know Where Bin Laden Is? February 18, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — mfmosman @ 10:44 pm

From the “Omigosh, Geeks Can be so Cool” department:  geography professor Thomas Gillespie has used the same techniques that scientists use to track down endangered animal species to pinpoint the most likely location where Osama bin Laden is hiding out.  He’s very certain about the province and town, and even has narrowed it down to the most likely three buildings.

A flight from San Francisco to Islamabad is about $1,500 right now, if you want to go check.

 

On Stimulus, and on NOT Demonizing Socialism February 18, 2009

Filed under: Politics, economics — mfmosman @ 5:08 pm

Don’t get me wrong: this won’t be a post that encourages socialism.

I think, though, as our government faces snarling accusations of socialist behavior, we should be able to evaluate this in the cold light of day, without the emotional baggage.  So let’s get a few things clear:

  1. The United States of America is not founded, fundamentally, as a capitalist country, or as a country that opposes socialism (socialism = governmental, as opposed to private, ownership of the engines of capital production).  Capitalism and socialism are economic systems, not political systems.  The framers of the constitution clearly believed in the sanctity of private property, but it would be a tremendous leap to conclude thereby that they proposed a capitalist economic system.  A capitalist system requires several conditions on which the constitution is totally silent, such as: (a) a commitment to the desirability of economic growth; (b) governmental sanction of private enterprise as the engine of growth; (c) recognition of the market as the prime determinant of economic value; and (d) legal and institutional means of turning credit into money.
  2. The U.S. is a democratic country.  If, for reasons unknown, a clear majority of our citizens and a clear majority of our legislators preferred socialism as an economic structure, we could become an entirely socialist country, with no particular harm being done thereby to our constitution.
  3. Government intervention into economic matters is excessively common — the Federal Reserve Bank is nothing but government intervention, after all –, and even government ownership of certain industries is not even close to being without precedent.  Our system has not infrequently (and usually it’s in crisis) become a hybrid capitalist/socialist system.
  4. Many of our best capitalist friends have hybrid systems.  Socialized medicine, for example (which is demonized in this country largely because of its namesake — the devil “socialism”), is practiced very successfully in Canada, Australia, Japan, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, the United Kingdom… the list is loooong, and every one of those countries ranks ahead of the United States (which is a lowly 37th, behind Costa Rica and just ahead of Slovenia) in the World Health Organization’s ranking of the effectiveness of healthcare systems.  Put another way: we pay in the U.S. almost 50% more for healthcare than any other country in the world… and get the 37th-best care.  In fact, really the only other major country that does not have universal healthcare (meaning: socialized medicine) is Mexico.  So, you know, umm… sometimes this stuff works.

So maybe we can set aside all of the shock and worry and emotion and just evaluate, without rancor or hysterics, the merits and costs of socializing industries, as we seem to be doing (either by propping them up unnaturally, or by outright taking ownership).

And it weighs like this: aside from the socialization of medicine, which clearly works (perhaps because medicine is naturally a service, like police and firemen, and not an industry, like software and farming), socialism has proven itself to be a truly lousy idea.  Don’t hate it because it’s anti-capitalist; hate it because it doesn’t work.  Socialist economic systems are so deeply flawed and so foolish that they have all but disappeared off the face of the earth, and with good reason.

So we are left to wonder: how can we energize the economy, without first caving it in entirely?

To get at an answer, let’s look at what is fundamentally flawed in what we’ve been doing: The economic issue has been precipitated by a massive credit problem: Banks have been saddled with increasingly lousy assets (“lousy assets” = “loans that are unlikely to be paid back”), primarily due to huge risks taken in mortgages.  Banks are now simply not loaning anyone any money.  So a business that has historically needed the occasional line of credit to help it through when its creditors are slow to pay, for example, can suddenly find itself unable to get any money to muddle through a rough patch.  It can’t pay its workers, who now don’t buy stuff at the grocery store… etc.  A vicious cycle.

In response, we have already upset the capitalist applecart by removing the most fundamental risk/reward equation from our economy.  You see, businesses have two owners, really: those who hold the shares of the company (equity holders), and those to whom the business owes money (debt holders).  The equity holders only “own” the company when the debt holders are paid, on time and in full.

Equity holders own the upside of the business, but only after debt holders are satisfied.  That is the yin and yang of capitalism: as an equity holder, you get your piece of the pie, which can be unconscionably large, but only if the business becomes more valuable than the debt it holds.  Otherwise, you get nothing at all.

It’s super-simple, and it’s the capitalist way: when Kmart and Worldcom became imperiled, the debtholders took all the value of those businesses, and the equity holders were wiped out.  If you take that fundamental equation away, you encourage undue risk in a business, since there is really no disincentive to bad behavior.  This is what we saw with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, after all: believing that the government would “bail them out” in the end, they took on ever-more-risky assets, since there was no real penalty if they lost at that game.  Heads I win, tails you lose.

The “bailout” of the auto industry is precisely of this ilk: they made crummy cars, so nobody bought them.  And now they want billions of dollars to continue making crummy cars.  We pay the price for their terrible management.

Okay, that’s been the problem.  Now on to solutions:

Solution One: Temporary “Socialization” of Banks.

People are talking as though having the government “take over” certain banks is un-American, as it is “socialist” (see above for my feelings on that).  I would argue that it is not really that at all — in fact, it is a return to fundamental capitalist principles.

Banks are a different sort of a business than most.  Because they are by nature highly leveraged, they are extremely risky.  And because they are both necessary and risky, the government has a hand in banking, in order to prevent runs and build trust.

The relationship of government and banks could be summarized as follows: the government insures certain investors — depositors and holders of CD’s –, who are debt-holders, against losses (to provide that trust and stability we just talked about).  So they are essentially backing the debt-holders.  In exchange, the government retains the right to take control of a bank if it becomes imperiled.

What this should mean to you is this: when the government takes control of a bank through receivership, it is not engaging in a “socialization” measure.  It is simply doing what it is contractually allowed (in reality, sort of obligated) to do, in a normal capitalist I-hold-the-debt-so-I-own-you-if-you-are-sucking kind of contract.

So I view this as option one: Have the government do what a capitalist is supposed to do, when a company in which he holds debt is imperiled: go get your assets back.

Amazingly, even Alan Greenspan now supports this position, saying that “it may be necessary to temporarily nationalize some banks in order to facilitate a swift and orderly restructuring.” Paul Krugman, the Nobel Prize-winning economist, says that it’s “amazing how compelling the logic of temporary nationalization is.”

This should probably take the form of the government taking control of the boards of those companies, replacing their CEO’s and encouraging swift action to write down losses and restructure bad loans, in order to free the bank’s balance sheets and allow for the release of undue restrictions on credit.

Option Two: Create New Banks

Some economists are posing a very intriguing question: If you’re going to spend billions to restructure the balance sheets of banks so that they can make loans… why wouldn’t you just start over?

Instead of patching up banks that made poor decisions, why not create new banks instead, who could start making loans immediately (since their own balance sheets would be pristine)?  Old banks with lousy assets would either figure out how to start making loans (to compete), or they’d be forced to put their assets on the market, or both.  The assets would be put up on the free market, where these new banks could snap them up at an appropriate market-based price.

Now, isn’t that the most beguiling little capitalist idea?

Option Three: Invest in the Right Things

This is not really an “option” like the others, in that it’s certainly not exclusive of other actions.  You can do what you want with banks, and also do this.

I don’t really have an issue with the government making infrastructure investments.  But I want them to make the right infrastructure investments.

A road is nice and all that, but it stops its job-creation magic on the day that the road is complete.  A hospital or a school, placed correctly, keeps on giving long after the federal funds are gone.

The Synthesis blog notes that, in investing to help Japan out of its “lost decade,” the government observed the following: an investment in physical infrastructure (such as roads) produced 137% growth in GDP (or a 37% ROI due to the temporary nature of the jobs and decreased travel time).  Meanwhile, for social services and elderly pension payments, they saw a 164% growth in GDP, and for education investments the impact was 174% growth.

This is undoubtedly in part due to the fact that job losses tend to be regressive (i.e., people with less education lose their jobs at a much higher rate than those with more education).  The threat of losing one’s job, after all, has a profoundly depressive effect on consumption and therefore on the overall economy.  When a well-educated population feels secure in their jobs, they buy things and the economy is stimulated.  The wheels of commerce turn.

Moreover, the effect of making these correct infrastructure investments spans generations: an educated man tends to marry an educated woman, and they raise educated kids, who keep the wheels turning.

So my thoughts for the day are: (a) stop being so scared of a little misnamed socialism.  The Red Menace is long gone.  And anyway the nationalization of banks isn’t really socialist.  (b) How about being really capitalist?  And, (c) let’s make good stimulus decisions.

Just food for thought.

 

21 Million People Listen to Rush Limbaugh… February 13, 2009

Filed under: Politics, economics — mfmosman @ 3:55 pm

…which is roughly 7% of the whole dang country.  Put another way: one out of every 14 people in this country are Dittoheads, in some measure.

There’s a reason this should frighten the socks off of you, and it is this:  One of the following conjectures is absolutely the truth:  (a) Rush Limbaugh is an idiot; (b) Rush Limbaugh’s brain has now been so thoroughly crushed by his own jowls that he is an idiot; (c) Rush Limbaugh took so much hillbilly heroin that he is effectively now an idiot; or (d) Rush Limbaugh is a blatant opportunist who has now created a platform in which he can say almost anything, and a bunch of people will believe it.

I choose (a) through (d).

This Tuesday, Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves and proposed (to 21 million people, many of whom believed him, mind you) that the current economic crisis was too convenienly timed to be an accident.  Somebody with financial clout, and he proposed either George Soros or a cabal of countries with the aim of seeing Barack Obama elected, precipitated the economic collapse with a coordinated withdrawal of funds.

Convenient timing seems a bit of a stretch as the basis for a conspiracy theory.  If an economic meltdown is going to happen at all, it has a… let’s see, carry the two… 25% chance of happening in an election year.

Now, to be clear, a huge withdrawal of funds really did happen.  But it was the natural result of incredibly depressing market forces, not the machinations of the dark underworld.  Trilateral Commission, anyone?  Personally, I blame The Joker.

This would all be knee-slapping hilarity, were it not that the theory had its genesis with Donald Luskin, who was an economic advisor to John McCain.

My amazing theory would be more like this: after seven years of the fastest accumulation of government debt in the history of the United States, after stagnant growth in real terms (meaning: we financed personal economic growth by (a) putting more people — mothers, primarily — into the workforce, then by working longer hours, and then finally by debt) since the late 1970s… the market collapsed.

Or else it was The Joker.  Not sure about that one yet.